The infamous "Disney Papers" have been found!

In an amazing archeological discovery, the long lost "Disney Papers" have been found. An international team of scholars is working on the translation to English. My sources indicate that the secret papers reveal the details of Walt's plans for world domination and confirm the long-standing theory that Micky Mouse is gay (Why did Minnie divorce Micky? Because he was "fucking Goofy"). Who knows what other earth-shattering facts will be revealed when the translation is complete?